He said, she said: Sake edition

She: I'm going to have a sake with lunch. 


He: I'm going to have a shoe-ee. That way with a sock-ee and a shoe-ee we can protect at least one foot-ee.


She: (groan)


He: Does this mean I'm the Designated Driver?


She: No.


He: So you want to drink and drive.


She: It's only one sake. I can still drive.


He: So you want to drive.


She: No, you can drive. You always drive. I like you driving.


He: So what you are saying is that I am the un-designated person who is arbitrarily operating the machinery that just happens to be taking you home on this day when you are consuming alcohol?


She. Yes.


He: Ah.



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