He said, she said: Sake edition

She: I'm going to have a sake with lunch. 

 

He: I'm going to have a shoe-ee. That way with a sock-ee and a shoe-ee we can protect at least one foot-ee.

 

She: (groan)

 

He: Does this mean I'm the Designated Driver?

 

She: No.

 

He: So you want to drink and drive.

 

She: It's only one sake. I can still drive.

 

He: So you want to drive.

 

She: No, you can drive. You always drive. I like you driving.

 

He: So what you are saying is that I am the un-designated person who is arbitrarily operating the machinery that just happens to be taking you home on this day when you are consuming alcohol?

 

She. Yes.

 

He: Ah.

 

 

 
 
 
 
 
Post Comment
 
 
Powered By Hoo.do